June 27, 2013

Nail Polish Confession Time!

I that I'm [tragically] having some technical difficulties.  My main computer has some sort of hardware issue I'm currently trying to diagnose and fix.  Because of that, I don't really have access to swatch photos or editing software at the moment.  (For the time being, I'm working off of a reaaaally slow laptop.)

So, I thought it was time for this little post, which has been brewing for a while-

Welcome to nailpolish confessions!


1) Yellows scare the crap out of me.  There are some beautiful ones out there, but out of a collection of about 500/600-ish? polishes (I don't really want to know the number!), I can count my yellows on one hand easily: China Glaze- Lemon Fizz, Color Club- Daisy Does It, and China Glaze- Trendsetter if you want to count that.  I have very light, pinkish, cool-toned skin, and yellows are just generally unflattering.  I love the way they look against dark skin, though.

2) I don't "clean-up" with a small brush and acetone like you're "supposed" to.  My cuticles are dry enough as it is (between my job and guitar playing), and it's a constant battle to keep them hydrated enough for up-close-and-personal photos.

I just try to paint neatly in the first place, and basically follow this technique:



(Photo Credit: Lacquerized.com)

Starting below the cuticle and then pushing the polish upwards (step 4) is really key for me; it helps create that neat-looking arc, and really steadies the hand.  I also make sure to rest my wrist on my worksurface. And, of course, practice is key!

Sometimes I will use a correcter pen, like the one Sally Hansen makes, if there is some egregious mistake, but that is usually underneath the nail, especially as a result of wrapping the tips, when my nails are shorter.

3) I'm a packaging snob.  I can't help it- I just like good design, and crappy packaging can turn me off of even really pretty colors.  A lot of times this happens with indies, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I don't want polishes with labels that look like they were printed by a 1995 inkjet, and then glued on at your grandma's house- especially if I'm paying upwards of $10 for them!

A commercial big offender for me is the Nicole by OPI packaging.  The bottle is horrible- you turn it to the side and suddenly:

(Photo Credit:


I don't own a single NOPI because of the bottle shape.  Am I missing out?  Maybe.


4) Having just one of any brand makes my eye twitch! Call it OCD, but I feel like a single polish of any one brand gets lonely.  And, it's hard to get a sense of a brand with just one polish. This neurosis also works as a sort of polish-buying chastity belt; I'll refrain from venturing into the unknown territory of new (to me) brands for a long, long time, if I don't already own some of said brand.  Does it make sense?  Not in the least!

5) Nail Clippers! I totally use them if I need to take down significant length, and not just shape/refine.  I know you aren't supposed to use them, but ever since I began using nail strengtheners and taking Biotin, my nails seem to handle clipping pretty well, and I just don't have the patience to sit there with a file for two hours.



So- what are your nail care/ polish confessions?  Any weird habits or tricks out there? 
Let me know!




Bonus:


Ham's nail confession is that his claws are always way longer than I'd like!  He's a big derpy baby about letting me cut them, and it can only be accomplished with a steady stream of dried liver treats. 

12 comments:

  1. June 27, 2013 at 1:32 PM

    Ha! I also don't own a single Nicole by OPI polish because I hate the bottle!
    I also agree about packaging, it has to look nice for me to want it.

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    1. June 29, 2013 at 7:48 PM

      Yea, totally. Nice packaging can sell me a polish, no joke!

    2. ninerninerninerAugust 20, 2013 at 2:46 AM

      I have one Nicole, and only because Santa put it in my stocking. It doesn't fit into my nail polish racks, either; it has to sit at an angle, which gets my OCD raring because everything else is straight. GRRR to the stupid bottle! I really should just give it away.

    3. August 22, 2013 at 11:25 AM

      Haha, a friend has a couple Nicoles and every time I go over there, I try to straighten them in the rack to no avil! Argggh!

  • June 27, 2013 at 1:51 PM

    OMG, I feel like I am reading all about myself:) I paint my nails like the photo shows and don't do cleanup either. I am totally a packaging snob too. I hate the Nicole by OPI bottle too and don't own any and I don't think I ever will. I have been known to buy a polish JUST for the packaging:) (I love square bottles). And it's so funny you mention only having one bottle of something. I had this cheapy NYC bottle all by itself and I gave it to my niece because it bugged me sitting there alone in my collection. They all need a friend ;) Great post and I hope you are up and running soon!

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    1. June 29, 2013 at 7:49 PM

      I too LOVE square bottles! Maybe my confessions aren't all that unique, haha!

      I should be up and running soon, hopefully! :)

  • June 27, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    Aw man, so many shameful confessions from me:
    - I used to be a serious nail biter until two years ago. I stopped and my nail polish addiction quickly started and exploded.
    - Sometimes, a while after I finish painting my nails I lick one of my fingers and rub it lightly on my nails to test how 'dry' the polish is. I'm disgusting, I know.
    - I hate yellow too! I have two, and have never worn them :p

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    1. June 29, 2013 at 7:47 PM

      When I stopped biting, my nail polish obsession also exploded....or wait? Which was first?! It's funny how many people are saying that they hate yellow! Yay!

  • June 27, 2013 at 11:11 PM

    The first picture really came from: http://www.lacquerized.com/2010/05/how-to-how-i-paint-my-nails.html

    Michele's pictures are stolen a lot. It's not your fault, but it is one reason why she stopped blogging....

    Anyhow, I know how you feel about yellows. I don't have very many either!

    Hi Hambone!

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    1. June 29, 2013 at 7:46 PM

      I had a feeling it wasn't originally from there! Thank you so much for pointing that out! I have fixed the credit.

  • July 1, 2013 at 3:09 PM

    My biggest confession is that I my couch is almost always covered in polish bottles and nail art supplies. It's especially bad when I have a new batch of freshly-bought bottles (as in, within the last two weeks), and they sit around until I get the chance to swatch them on swatch sticks, THEN make space in my Helmer for each to go in its proper place. I have to force myself to clean up the whole mess at least once a week, and even then it's back to its usual mess within three days. :P

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    1. July 8, 2013 at 1:36 PM

      I'm sure a lot of nail polish fiends can relate! I try to keep mine organized so that it doesn't look *as crazy* as it really is to a) my boyfriend (lol!), and b) people who visit! My new polishes definitely sit around until I put them on swatch sticks and catalogue them, though!